Sunday, June 19, 2005
Wearer's of Black and Brown Unite
Why is it that a black shirt and brown shoes don't match? Or the fashion police tell you that a brown belt and black shoes is against the law? I say: Fuck that. Brown looks great with black. Not to mention Navy blue looks awsome with black as well. Some stupid fashion freak, an ultra elitest, pretentious bitch, once tried to hit on a guy that was wearing black and brown and he wanted nothing to do with that slutty ho-bag and so she took it upon herself (or himself if we want to flip the gender roles, but it is women that have been giving me a hard time about the colors I choose so I will stick with the female gender for now) to spread the inane idea that those colors (or lack of color if you are a physicist, or all colors if you are a painter) do not match. This idea is ridiculous and propagation of this irrelevant and ludicrous fashion trend should be halted immediately. Black looks good with anything. In fact the only colors that do not match are hot pink with anything else. Well I guess any of the neon colors of the 80's don't match with any other colors but I could be biased against them because of my hatred towards the 80's. It was the worst decade in human history, as far as creativity is concerned. Obviously the wars durring 1914-19, 1939-45, 1957-75 made for some pretty horrible times but a lot of good things did come out of those times. Try to think of one good thing that came from the 80's? Yep, thats right there wasn't one good piece of art, music, or major scientific breakthough in all ten years. Oh sure people will say, "what about the personal computer? Or the internet?" but what good have they brought about other than free and better porn for us? Not that I'm saying I don't like some porn now and then (okay porn is great but...). Okay I've started off on a tangent that shouldn't be followed. I might have digressed to the point of no return I fear. For some reason I still want to rave about porn... bad idea I'll stop now.